| 12-17-03 |
[19 Jan 2004|02:47pm] |
We haven't gotten excited about something in a long time...even Buffy.
You're more than welcome to turn us off.
It's wacky and wild...ya never know what's gonna happen!
A girl and her Sharpie cannot be separated.
People at home have no idea what we're doing.
I'm making them make out right now.
That's kinda creepy.
I didn't know if you could mix reindeer and monkey.
Nobody knows what we're talking about.
I know just where to stick em.
For liars, cheaters and wrong doers...god that is *so* me!
Is it edible?
We are back to normal.
Did they know you were following them?
We don't stalk people.
We lost like five listeners today.
It's all Fenric's fault!
They like hearing her be tortured.
It's all porn! All the time!
We've seen underwear.
That wasn't the first time we got hate mail.
I'm having his baby ya know. - Kitty
You might wanna let him know. - Candy
It's like the big vamp apocalypse thingy.
I just want to hit her over the head.
Are you *that* stupid?
Sometimes it's hard for me to think...
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| 12-10-03 |
[19 Jan 2004|02:45pm] |
I think I rattled the monkey pen.
He's got that mean look on his face. - Kitty
He's always got that look on his face. - Candy
I like wonky.
Kitty is now referring to herself in the third person.
I'm sure they're loving each other.
She's gonna make the quotes so we sound totally crazy.
I don't know what's proper and what's not.
Even the monkey pen's excited.
I'm having all sorts of problems.
Even though it's fresh in my mind, I still won't remember half of it.
He does say pork and beans.
Just in case you weren't depressed *enough*...
They all just like feeling depressed.
She's shooting the trash.
I was cracking up like a lot.
I laugh inside where it counts.
In my head, it'll make sense.
For someone who reads poetry, he's pretty stupid.
There was sex in that episode?!
You're gonna screw yourself.
Shut up! Go watch the DVDs!
We do have porny names.
That's what makes the show funny. - Kitty
We're funny now? - Candy
I almost don't pay attention to Angel anymore.
I'm pregnant, what's your excuse?
Just in case you didn't have enough twang in your day.
We might as well just go home.
The world's ending...get high.
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| 12-3-03 |
[19 Jan 2004|02:44pm] |
Just like our sex lives...in and out.
We're kinda just going to be mumbling and rambling about nothing.
Ethan, don't touch anything!
I jiggled some stuff and now it works!
We're back and better than ever. - Candy
I don't know about that, but we're back. - Kitty
We're going home...we're going to get pie.
We've got some rubber...
I was just wondering if I wasn't paying attention.
She's got that bug juice. - Kitty
She's just squirting it out to anybody who will take it. - Candy
Is metaphorical a word? - Kitty
I'm making it a word. - Candy
That sounds disgusting! Stop that!
Speaking of f***ed up...
No one condones or appreciates what we do here.
The monkey pen stares at me and it looks like he's judging me.
I'm using my hands now.
This could get a little x-rated.
Does he really have an ass?
Are we done?
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| 11-26-03 |
[30 Nov 2003|10:38pm] |
Well that was lackluster.
I'm almost slaphappy.
Why do we sound like we just don't care?
Spike kicking Angel's ass...that was cool...come on!
You all know I say this with love.
I see where your mind is going.
You want Steven tonight?
I really shouldn't be here.
It was just a really great episode. - Candy
Enough to wanna sleep with Steven DeKnight? - Kitty
Screw Buffy...let them get it on!
Do people really tune into this show expecting us to be serious?
I felt kinda stupid afterwards.
Did you just kill a cat, Ethan?
Maybe Angel really should be giving up.
If Spike was turkey and Angel was ham...
It sounds like we really hate each other.
It's not her fault she's a beeyotch.
Normally we don't listen to people's suggestions.
Jonathan says they're not killers...they're what? - Candy
Lovers? - Kitty
It's one of my favorite naked Spike episodes!
If my child comes out stressed, it's all yall's fault!
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| 11-19-03 |
[30 Nov 2003|10:37pm] |
Do I have to start over?
When did you lose your love for this show?
We used to think about things.
We've lost all imagination.
What school are we at?
Even the lounging bunnies do not want to take any responsibility for this show.
Did you get any last week, Ethan?
We are so low on the totem pole.
I impregnated Ethan.
Will there be a ritual sacrifice? - Kitty
Perhaps with pie. - Candy
KLBC does not condone illegal downloading. - Kitty
But I do. - Candy
I hate instant coffee. - Kitty
But they make it kinda sexy. - Candy
I'm used to doubting everything I see.
Did you take a sip out of the fun flask?
Angel, shut the hell up and go back in your office!
Why is Angel so hard?
Wow...that was so pointless.
Why are you picking a fight with the chat room?!
They're laughing right now at me. - Kitty
Well who isn't, really? - Candy
We got cheerleaders on fire...it's all good.
These Buffy fans know their crap.
I think I may have lost it.
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| 11-12-03 |
[21 Nov 2003|10:13pm] |
What the heck's going on over there?!
It sucks when the pot falls in.
I don't think we should talk about this before we talk about the disclaimer.
Don't blame anybody but us.
I didn't know what you were saying. - Candy
You never do. - Kitty
Angel...with 20% more soul.
We're gonna get nekkid.
I apologize ahead of time if I get nauseous and slow.
I was fine before I walked in here.
Put your finger away.
I'll wag whatever I want missy!
Season four was insane and I wanted to hurt people.
I just said 'package' and 'spread'.
Are you done giving Ethan attitude?
That's hysterical! - Candy
In who's universe? - Kitty
What about testicle?
I can't even insult you correctly.
I'm a little frightened.
I think the head was telling him stuff.
Kitty's gonna make Ethan cry. - Candy
It wouldn't be the first time. - Kitty
You wanna be grabbed in a good way.
I'm giddy just thinking about it.
If you're not excited...I don't care!
Why are you acting like I should know this?!
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| 11-5-03 |
[21 Nov 2003|10:11pm] |
It scares me like a little girl.
I'm boycotting the show this week.
Are we controversial?
We're mocking the disclaimer!
We don't accept opposing points of view. We try to stay away from those as much as possible.
Hate e-mail should go to Ethan.
People need to be protected against us.
I think we should use South Park's disclaimer.
There was drinkin...there was whorin...
Speaking of Kitty being stupid... - Kitty
Oh, this could take all night. - Candy
Disclaimer! Disclaimer!
Don't even make me go there.
And people say we have nothing to talk about!
She's losing her mind.
Right now, I have this gag thing going on.
I think everyone should be asexual.
This is gonna be a long nine months.
See, Kitty's right sometimes.
It looked like disgust to me.
There's a couple of seasons of Angel that I have chosen to forget.
Mmm...sex and drugs!
They're corrupting the youth of America at the WB. - Candy
But they won't show nudity. - Kitty
There are some visuals we just don't need.
Don't barf in there.
That was pathetic and sad.
It's hard talking for this long!
Can I say crap?
He's kinda dead. - Candy
But he's still short and annoying. - Kitty
I appreciate ya sticking around...unless you didn't.
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| 10-29-03 |
[21 Nov 2003|10:10pm] |
I was gonna open it but it's hard.
We love presents.
Creep factor is always good.
Where was the nudity?!
I was expecting to see Spike ass.
There was a little blurry crack.
I was looking for the Full Monty.
I saw her boob!
I like to smell things.
Spike comes back and he's hollow... - Candy
Like a chocolate bunny? - Kitty
I was expecting Demi Moore to come out. - Kitty
And a little pottery perhaps? - Candy
I was like...huh?
It's gonna sound like I'm ripping her off, but I'm not.
He had the mange.
It's like midget tossing, except with ghosts.
I'm smarter than I look.
I really liked it better when it was hell.
It's stuck in the VCR and I'm never getting it back.
A little pig heart goes a long way.
I did like that scene, with Spike and Angel on the couch...smooching. Oh wait, that didn't happen.
Nobody can survive that much corn!
I was gonna say something soooo dirty. - Kitty
What stopped ya? - Candy
Put him in the cannonball!
I saw where you were going but you just couldn't get there.
We put people off sometimes.
We sound really shallow but that's okay.
We've touched James Marsters...in many ways.
Thank you, Ethan, for turning me on.
This is me, not judging people.
I like him all green and horny.
Spike is not naked enough.
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[22 Oct 2003|09:47am] |
We have a big show tonight, lots to talk about. - Candy
We do? Good. I'm glad. I was worried. - Kitty
So what's coming up tonight? - Candy
Let's see....hmm...we're gonna talk about Angel! - Kitty
Now there's a novel concept! - Candy
She said 'pull it out'.
Do snails have legs?
Screw your Lakers! I wanna talk about the Cubs!
I defy your betterness!
We're hysterical out of context! (you guys are hysterical in *any* context!)
We're dumb. (well ya know I hadta put that in *g*)
Candy's just not paying attention to me anymore.
We told him 'up yours' to his face. -Kitty
Did we? Maybe that's why he hasn't come back. -Candy
Spike is an Awesome Blossom.
I can blame it on the pregnancy, what do you blame it on? - Kitty
Jamba Juice. It makes me crazy! - Candy
So he's a ghost apparently...or so the Germans would have us believe...
He can pass through me anytime.
Can you check and see if we even have one listener left, at this point?
...which we will talk about when we come back. - Candy
We have to come back? - Kitty
I don't have a reputation to protect. - Candy
Yeah cause that's long gone. - Kitty
Everyone wants a nausea update!
I think they need to blow up Wolfram & Hart.
But the bickering is fun.
We're not advocating grave robbing.
I laughed, I cried, I hurled...literally.
I advocate seeing his butt.
All Spikes butt! All the time!
There is no 'oops' in Succubus Club.
Sometimes, ya know, we don't know what we're doing.
We're huge in England!
Believe it or not, sometimes we *can't* read each other's minds.
It's all Arnold's fault!
I can't handle this.
Don't mock me.
Wait! Let me think! - Kitty
I don't have *that* much time. - Candy
It's a lame sandwich with cool bread. And I'm a pickle.
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| 10-8-03 Welcome back Kitty & Candy! Congratulations Kitty! |
[13 Oct 2003|07:02pm] |
I don't know what I'm doing here.
I feel soooo weird.
It wouldn't be the Succubus Club if there wasn't some mistake.
The Succubus Club, your weekly dose of...hell if we know.
It's all Kitty's fault.
I think we need pie.
It's like we never left.
I mock you with my monkey pen!
Too bad...we're here.
We probably should have some disclaimers.
The air quotes don't work on the radio, Kitty!
We have been traumatized by this show.
We've always loved Buffy to the point of... - Candy
Obsession and strangeness? - Kitty
I'm in denial about Arnold.
Can we start with Angel's hair?
It has a life of it's own!
Angel's hair should have its own credit.
Do you wanna start with what we were annoyed by?
When do I not wanna hurl?
Maybe I'm just confused.
You mentioned how you didn't exactly understand... - Candy
What the hell was going on? - Kitty
In small doses, I can handle her.
I'm curious to see how it's gonna continue, if by episode four I'll want to stab my eyeballs out with a spoon...
Everyone hates me now.
...fast cars and broody vampires.
If I have to see Angelus again, I will slit my wrists!
Oh, the eye rolling!
Nothing but drama and Dramamine
I will shoot somebody if it does.
We always knew that Angel liked to spank men.
It's not his fault he was really interesting.
She said that! This is a family show! I can't believe you said that! - Candy
You shoulda heard what I was gonna say. - Kitty
We need Angel to suffer.
Did they kiss? - Kitty
I don't know. I blocked that out. - Candy
I don't like Tivo, man...it scares me!
I can only handle it for a few seconds and then I have to back away.
Doesn't it just make you wanna stab your eye out with a fork?
We'll get to the unfortunate part...
I apologize in advance for anything I might've said that's stupid.
It's all nausea, all the time!
Chill bitch!
Oddly enough, none of those is the answer.
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| 5-21-03 |
[02 Jun 2003|06:40pm] |
That's bad in any language.
I don't want you to throw up in here.
If you start hurling, I'm gonna start hurling.
I can't handle it.
And we wonder why we're not dj's of the month!
I was complaining about these people who are stupid.
It wouldn't be the Succubus Club if we weren't fighting.
We have a stalker.
She likes to mess with us.
I'm insane! What's wrong with me?!
A lot of things had to be tied up. - Candy
And not in the good sexy way. - Kitty
This makes my penis vagina thing even more apropos.
Just get to the fight already!
I can't be responsible for what I say and do! - Kitty
You can't use that *every* week! - Candy
You're going to Buffy hell for that! - Kitty
As long as there's naked vampires there who fall out of the ceiling, I'm fine. - Candy
Candy, have a cupcake...calm down!
She's about to smack the microphone, I can feel it coming.
Pet the monkey, it'll make you feel better.
We're okay...really.
If this Angel had been on Angel for the last couple years, I'd have *loved* the show!
How do you know that? - Candy
Cause I read! Try it sometime! - Kitty
I never liked that bitch!
Up yours, Whedon!
I think you know what you're trying to say, but you're not saying it right.
The mummy hand wasn't in this episode...stop answering with the mummy hand!
You are sick and twisted!
You're not gonna get this. - Candy
Oh, thanks for the vote of confidence! - Kitty
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| 5-14-03 Special Guests: David Fury & Tim Minear |
[26 May 2003|07:21pm] |
I'm not in touching distance. - Kitty
What was the question again? - Tim
I can't remember now. - Candy
A lot of things come out on this show. - Kitty
This had to be Rebecca...she was always doing horrible things to me. - David
She peed in the pretzel keg? - David
Ya know, she'll do anything for a hundred bucks. - David
She'll do pretty much anything for fifty bucks. - Tim
She lost a bet, which is why she was dressed like Batman. - Tim
This is the real dirt. - Tim
You suckered me! - David
There were some groin pains. - Tim
Naked's always good. - Kitty
I love the Rolo! - David
There's meat involved? I didn't know about the meat. - Candy
See, I'm supposed to be the one that makes the dirty jokes! - Kitty
Dear god, we do a great show! - David
It's not all Joss. It's sometimes me. - David
What are they gonna do, fire me? - Tim
It was supposed to be disturbing. - David
I could almost hear the screams across the nation. - Kitty
That was the point. - Tim
It's creepy goodness. - Tim
I don't get it...why are there horses? - Tim
I'm very confused. - Tim
Knowledge is bad! - Tim
We knew we didn't want him to leave the building so they handcuffed him to an Angel office. - Tim
That whole Mutant Enemy family is very creepy. - Candy
Alright, I'm leaving! - David
I've taken some hate mail recently about how Spike has ruined Buffy. - David
I think we all know that you ruined Buffy. - Tim
How many times can the name Drew Goddard be brought up in one two hour period? - Tim
Do you two wanna take it outside, cause I'm talkin. - David
Oh, this season sucked! - David
I want you to shut up! - Candy
Are we screening these calls? - David
Stop rolling your eyes, Fury. - Tim
David, don't you have something to say for yourself? - Tim
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. And it will never happen again. - David
Wasn't it your idea to kill the lesbian? - Tim
I'm always for people dying. - David
Hey, she knew the risks of that lifestyle. - Tim
Okay, remember that was Minear...in case anyone was unclear. - David
Lesbians have no sense of humor. - Tim (Ahem...yes we do! *g*)
I'd go gay for her. - David
They're not upset about that lesbian crack David Fury made, are they? - Tim
Next week on the show, we have no guests! - Candy
Or listeners, at this point... - Tim
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| 5-7-03 Special Guests: Drew Z Greenberg, Jane Espenson and Rebecca Rand Kirshner |
[26 May 2003|07:08pm] |
We're sorry. Go watch Angel. - Kitty
We have so many hazards in this room. - Kitty
We could probably die here. - Candy
We're kind of just out of our minds right now. - Candy
We're staring at three empty chairs and three microphones. - Candy
I'm scared. I'm just scared. - Kitty
This room is insane! - Kitty
I'm a virgin...don't tell my husband. - Rebecca
I watched it. I did. Ask me anything. - Drew
What was the second act break? - Rebecca
Oh god, not that! - Drew
Buffy just needed some sleep! - Kitty
I'm all for apocalypse sex! - Kitty
I'm for maintaining one's virginity throughout apocalypses. - Rebecca
There's that cookie again, stuck in my throat. - Drew
Is there outerspace music going on? - Rebecca
You made Candy blush. - Drew
We don't talk about urination very much here. - Candy
I went behind Fury's desk and peed into the pretzel keg. - Rebecca
We are violating all kinds of codes in here. - Kitty
Oh, we're taking the pie! - Jane
Shut up, Greenberg! - Rebecca
Pee in one pretzel barrel and they never let you forget it. - Rebecca
If you want structure, you might as well go somewhere else. - Kitty
God, you guys really pay attention. - Rebecca
It turns out, lesbians like having sex too! - Drew
Why are you doing your phone sex voice? - Candy
Just because it's evil doesn't mean it can't be true. - Jane
Who doesn't wanna touch Faith? - Drew
Many of us cried. - Jane
You've never called us cool nerds before. - Drew
Some of the press is just claiming to be gay. - Jane
Some sniffle worthy farewell quoties from Drew...
It's been quite a ride. - Drew
This is my family. - Drew
And well deserved props to Kitty & Candy from Drew...
Thanks to you guys for doing a nice professional job here. - Drew
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| 4-30-03 Special Guest: Drew Goddard |
[25 May 2003|08:26pm] |
We've got water and Rolo's...anything could happen! - Kitty
I'm touched. - Drew
Stop touching him, Kitty! - Candy
I haven't even begun to touch him yet. - Kitty
You guys really like Rolo's here don't you? - Drew
I didn't prepare anything. - Drew
We're taking off the clothes already! - Drew
The reason I was hired, in fact, was for my punctuality. They just needed someone who would come in on time and start the coffee. - Drew
He's the definition of a tall drink of water. - Kitty
Aww, now I can see why everyone likes it here so much! Let's compliment me more! - Drew
This is how we torture our listeners. - Kitty
It wasn't even until college that I realized you could do tv as a job. - Drew
I'm off my soapbox now! - Drew
You couldn't stop us if you tried! - Candy
Stop touching the Drew! - Candy
Sooner or later, people are gonna realize I have no idea what I'm doing. - Drew
I cannot believe that this my life. - Drew
I can't kill Jonathan! - Drew
We enjoy a little perversion. - Candy
Who do you think you are, Whedon?! - Drew
I wanna be tortured with Drew. - Kitty
I hope they all die! - Kitty
Can I kill her right now? - Candy
Here's where Candy and I get bitchy at each other. - Kitty
I can't believe they let Goddard write this show! - Drew
I didn't get off any good sexual references tonight! - Kitty
That question's unfair! - Drew
Tutu was my guess. - Drew
I wanted to swear! - Drew
See, they're hard when they're easy! - Kitty
When in doubt...say brain. - Kitty
It will live on forever as long as we keep talking about it. - Drew
Lord knows *we* won't stop! - Candy
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| 4-9-03 |
[02 May 2003|04:35pm] |
Kitty Torture is like Jello...there will *always* be room for Kitty Torture.
The little bastard is ignoring me...and we say that with love.
I'm your official stalker.
We're all for validating obsessions.
It might get a little rowdy.
I think clothes are gonna come off.
We promised him sex...he wouldn't budge.
I like my torture short and sweet.
I'll get you OldManFan!
He knows what scares me.
I could take it, if it wasn't so nauseating.
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| 3-19-03 |
[02 May 2003|04:33pm] |
Did that come out of me?
No sexual favors!
I just can't think that fast.
We're here for the distraction.
Who submitted that? Who do I have to kill?
He's making a new ransom note as we speak.
I'm pretty sure I grabbed him last week. - Candy
You grabbed *somethin*. - Kitty
I can't speak. I'm done.
I really wasn't paying attention last year, cause it sucked and everything.
He's gotta be somethin freaky.
We *all* like Faith in the shower.
I'm just disturbed right now.
I can't handle it anymore.
I don't want a cabaret Angelus.
Can we just skip to Kitty Torture?
I get that...but I don't wanna see it.
This show's taken a turn, folks.
There's things that are annoying us, but there's *always* things annoying us.
We're freaking out over here!
Everybody here will be flexing.
I need to cry.
It was just an orgy reference.
That's close...not close enough to get it right.
I'm sorry if I'm putting everyone to sleep.
It's always good to have a side of Kitty.
Get me the hell out of here!
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| 3-12-03 In studio guest: Eric from Buffyradio.com |
[20 Apr 2003|12:53am] |
Could she *be* any hotter?
We get a moan from the corner.
If I only swung that way, I'd be all over that. - Candy
I *should* swing that way just so I *can* be all over that. -Kitty
I'm traumatized about Cordy.
I can't believe you just made a Pee Wee to Angel connection - Eric
Apparently, they aren't that smart there at Angel Investigations.
It doesn't take much for them to wanna chop off Lilah's head.
I like girls that can kick my ass.
Well, Cordy has all the parts. - Candy
But they're evil parts. - Eric
Maybe she has like five vaginas or something. - Kitty
*uncontrollable laughter from Candy*
I'm just picturing Connor in like so much confusion. - Candy
Gives a whole new meaning to 'five by five'.
Oh, the visuals!
You know what happens when I don't let these things out...they come out later.
She gets credited for just lying there?
I'll take whatever people give me.
Just because you're evil doesn't mean you can't love.
It's evil love. - Candy
That's the best kind. - Kitty
Now I'm scared. Very scared. - Eric
You do this weekly? - Eric
He's a rogue body chopper. - Eric
That was disturbing in a whole different kinda bumpy way. - Eric
I'm glad that she is evil so I can hate her.
When we first heard about the show, we ragged on em. But it was all in fun. - Kitty
It hurt. I cried for a week. - Eric
It's an interesting dynamic...you got two guys and one girl. - Eric
But no pizza. - Candy
Where am I? What am I saying?
He was mortified earlier.
You're so mean to me. And you poked me too. - Eric
We won't have anything insightful to add, but we'll be cracking jokes. - Eric
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| 3-5-03 Get your Faith on! All Faith...all the time! |
[15 Apr 2003|05:54pm] |
It's kinda sweet in a really disturbing way.
If he wasn't evil, he'd be such a great guy.
Who *hasn't* tried to kill Xander?
I'm all for things smashing.
It's the end of the show, why not kill off everybody?!
Getting a soul these days is pretty easy.
We're vindicated! We're validated! All those -ated words!
I love Sarah, you know I do...but she's wrong!
It's the curse of the Succubus Club.
Oh no, it never ends!
See, I was right! - Kitty
Eventually. - Candy
This isn't fun when she gets em right.
It's a trick question?! - Kitty
You can't use that all the time! - Candy
The monkey pen is clapping.
He's convulsing in the corner.
Thanks to OldManFan for sending in these questions...even though I'm gonna get you later for it.
The vampires can't come in...even if they're hot...if you don't invite them.
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| 2-26-03 |
[24 Mar 2003|08:28pm] |
Don't be a bizatch! We haven't even started the show!
I was thinking of something in the bathroom... - Kitty
Oh, I wanna hear this! - Candy
The monkey pen is back unharmed.
Does his arms hurt from the shackles?
I was so gonna go over and pet it.
They'll either bite you or run away.
Buffy, Slayer of the Vampire and Angel...slayer of nothing.
We clap for him...he claps for no one.
It could be grab ass.
If it ain't Angel, we don't care. Even sometimes when it *is* Angel...we don't care.
I'm like totally slap happy. - Kitty
Good, then it won't take much to entertain you tonight. - Candy
I like a potty mouth.
We're the sisters without mercy.
I'm petting it. - Candy
She's stroking it. - Kitty
I'm like wired but I'm exhausted.
It bothered me that it bothered me.
You're a Buffy snob.
I kept waiting for her to break into song.
It was kinda like the white trash episode.
I still think the cheese guy means something.
I wasn't just saying 'touch my bone'.
Should we just jump into Spike?
I'm sooo glad somebody attacked him.
That came out all wrong.
If you don't like it, that's cool, I don't mind...but I'm gonna keep talking.
I think we should just end this show right here right now.
Next week, we have nothing to talk about.
Welcome back to Sorority Life with Kitty and Candy.
Apparently, our laughing makes people wanna hurt themselves.
What do you wanna talk about? - Candy
Buffy. - Kitty
Oh, what a novel concept! - Candy
I'm so lost, I feel like I've never even seen this episode.
I'm all sad now. Can we just go?
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| 2-19-03 |
[05 Mar 2003|06:55pm] |
I could tell everybody where to go.
We just can't stop talking.
She's shaking things.
I feel really stupid because... - Candy
Well cause you are! - Kitty
I feel like such a tool.
We'll pelt him with cookies and see what happens.
Candy's got a good bathroom story.
I like my sex twelve volt.
Get it done...bitch.
I'm flippin out.
Remember, I know nothing.
We had pie...we had rolos...we had irate listeners.
We're out of our element and we can't handle it!
I wasn't sure what my thoughts were.
Reality's different.
I just grew more and more annoyed.
It was easy when we were evil and there wasn't a lot of thinking involved.
I just wanted to say 'get the hell out, I don't need you anymore'.
When you're human, it's complicated and hard.
There's nothing like Scooby love.
I'm like 'step off bitch!'
You don't know shite, bizatch!
Everybody needs to be one with their evil side.
You can't lick it.
I was gonna say shaft.
It's hard to open the Hellmouth!
How did that fit in your mouth?
Got Wood?
He was our little man bitch.
He was asking us important questions about pie.
I'm not judging, I'm just pointing and laughing.
I get kinda stupid and giddy.
I can't handle it!
Kitty...Eliza...downstairs. - Candy
Let's roll! - Kitty
She was being really bitchy on Sunday, it was great!
She's stupid evil Cordy!
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